The only way I'd play football from now on.
The skating game without any bells or whistles.
Air Hockey with zombie pets.
Daly Thompson would be proud.
A USP that forgets its main draw.
Jumping into mediocrity.
When too much ammo isn't a good thing.
A fine mash up of golf and racing.
QWOP The Rock Climbing Roguelike.
Not quite Olympic standard.